Kalapsia's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[God's Hand DnB]

haha

looks like you used the glitch on almost all of your instruments. cool idea but risky. Put a soundgoodizer on your FPC, it will make a world of a difference and try looking for some new snares and replace those with the ones on FPC, they suck.

SteakJohnson responds:

thx 4 the tips! I felt really inspired by your sinister dnb song, I really loved the combo of the choir/strings and breaks it makes for an awesome mood

[Just Forget It]

pretty bad ass

really likeing the use of your voice samples, but i think the craziness comes in a little too early for me, although i didnt dig the sub bass near the end :/

8.7/10

5/5 4.22 / 5.00 (+ 0.093)

NKAT responds:

I cant judge Hillary Muff, but I know she sucks. So, what the fuck boy? Your effort will do for now I 'spose. Thanks for the review Kalapsia.

[My Favorite Buffs]

really liking your style

Really digging the trumpets with the drums, alot of cool elements in here. I can't really review DnB since its not my thing :P

9.1/10

5/5 3.36 / 5.00 (+ 0.50)

NKAT responds:

hey drumNbass is getting really cool in the last few years. The best place to go is BassDrive.com, streaming shows 24x7, me and some close friends have been listening for about 5 years now. Go there or shoutcast.com for any type of streaming music, all free, thanks for the review. Cya later.

[The Story of the Organ Player]

The description is unneccesary.

This sound like either its from garage band or complete MIDI rip of a jazz song and you just improvised some of it. There is a inconsistency in all of your songs, which I took the time to actually listen. The bass that comes in the middle WAY too loud, and you should have thought to turn it down a notch. You choice's of synths are just terrible, you can find free ones all over the net if you spent some time on it.
I doubt you put any effort into at least making this sound like a remake, and I do doubt you wrote ANY of these notes. Sorry to say but put more effort into things next time.

4/10

1/5 3.39 / 5.00 (- 0.36)

VIIOrange responds:

I doubt there is inconsistency in all of my tunes. Thanks for the review though.

[basshunters dumb [djbadd]

omg

omg it so cool mang
3.60 / 5.00 (+ 0.082) OH YEAAH

thecokebitch responds:

live the basshunter dream

[Burning Hell Desire]

stolen

music from keygen lol.

imakethebettermusic responds:

I know. Its from amplifies keygen for FLSTUDIO

[The Scratch (Inhalations)]

what the hell is this

making a song about stupid idioms with stupid fucking music is dumb you cunt

Omnigon responds:

You cannot even understand English past the 9th grade level and you're reviewing music? It's simple anti-telharsic analysis.

[February-Perro's storybook mix]

sweet

loving all your songs, reminds me of Shiny Toy Guns

4.25 / 5.00 (+ 0.095)

perro-electric responds:

Don't know the Shiny Toy Guns. I'm reading about them now on wikipedia. Sounds cool!

[Mechanical Sex (Update)]

badass

digging the phat bass, work on getting a more bad ass atmosphere in your songs and you will start sounding more professional although generic. but bad ass melodies and bass always have a soft spot in my heart :P

aloneagainfriend responds:

It's funny, Ive always felt my music was kinda Generic, even when i work my ass off :P
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[~McE~ I Owe It Down To Me]

i missed those farts

i liked the new touch you added near the end

good to see you making music again :D

Mcewthom responds:

I'm running out of farts they all sound the same.... How can i evolve on my fart, maybe add a pitch bend to it?