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helo every1!!!!

Age 92, Male

NYC

Joined on 1/14/08

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Posted by Kalapsia - October 20th, 2011


I will miss you beloved one. You've treated me right over all these years, and yet you didn't even let me say goodbye. I'd like you to know that our baby girl, Frank Jr, is doing well. She seems so happy. Whenever I look at her face I always see you and your cheeky smile. I see so much of you in our daughter already, her beard, her pubes, and penis. Whenever I look at her I can't help but smile and think of you. I love you Franknice

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Posted by Kalapsia - October 13th, 2011


this site is fucking horrible


Posted by Kalapsia - December 27th, 2010


I QUIT MUSIC LOL TIME TO GO HAVE A LIFE HAHAH!~~~1`


Posted by Kalapsia - December 1st, 2010


Hey, am I on the air?


Posted by Kalapsia - October 18th, 2010


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Posted by Kalapsia - July 13th, 2010


Hey drop me a line sometime and we can talk about whatever you want. I like to talk about video games, zoo animals, trains, your favorite color, and basically anything you want really. I like to take long walks on the beach while pondering about the vast reaches of space and the never ending universe. My favorite planets are Pluto and Saturn. Every time I see a shooting star, I like to think to myself "Wow that was cool". My favorite books are basically all of the Harry Potter series, Lord of The Rings series, and The Hardy Boys. My favorite T.V shows consist of anything on MTV or BET. My favorite sport is jump rope, me and my friends like to play together, and the objective is to see how many successful jumps you can do, and the person who gets the most wins! I am currently single and am looking for friends or even long term heterosexual relationships. My house is filled with leather bound books and it smells of fresh mahogany.

Please drop me a line if you are interested. Please.


Posted by Kalapsia - June 25th, 2010


suck my cock


Posted by Kalapsia - November 9th, 2009


anyone want to collab on a disco house song? (Phunky Phresh)


Posted by Kalapsia - October 27th, 2009


chicken noodle poodle shit