Kalapsia's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dance of the Manwhore]

VARY GOOD SONG

I SHOW THIS TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE LIKE IT ALOT I PLAY IT AT HER FUNERAL IF SHE EVER HAD ONE SHE LIKES IT ALOT AND SO DO I LOL PLZ MAKE MORE!!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

does she know you'll play it at her funeral? does she know you're planning on killing her?

[Yoiiii Wob Wob Wob]

you make me cry so hard

im crying y does it hurt in the middle men??

Ouillo responds:

Midel men is a god dshow u shuld watch it!

[~PdG~ Precipitation (UPDATE)]

haha this is pretty chilll

this is awesome haha i dont like the drums though for some reaons, not that they are badly mastered or anything but i think you could choose different samples to add to the chill atmosphere you got going here. looking forward to the finished version!

4.33 / 5.00 (+ 0.042)

Prodigal responds:

I'd have to agree with you on that one, the atmosphere kinda gets ruined by how the percussion sounds, but it's still a great song nonetheless :P

Thanks for reviewing!

[Security Breach (Collab)]

amazing mastering

amazing mastering

RealityVictim responds:

Lol eh idk about amazing mastering, I'm not the best at it, I'm trying to get better at it. Lol but thanks, and really 2 others are responsible for the mixing as well.

[Planetside [Wip]]

woo

nice warpy bass, serious chaos there. are you trying to go for darkstep or more like spor and noisa stuff? anyway obviously this is WIP but imo the intro could be better however the your reese bass imo is a little too loud because your hats start to sound kind of like screechy white noise after awhile or maybe thats just your hat sample. anyways cool wip looking forward to some moar

4.06 / 5.00 (+ 0.64)

SteakJohnson responds:

im goin for spor/noisia stuff... isnt that darkstep? lol idk
the intro in this is pretty much nonexistant (so far)...
will check into the screechy white noise thing lol

[Exodus [wip]]

VARY NICE

VARY NICE SUBMISSION HOWEVER I FEEL THAT SOME OF THE ELEMENTS YOU HAVE IN THIS SONG DON'T REALLY GO TOGETHER, LIKE THOSE SUPER KOOL MELODIES AND THEN THE MONSTER BASS. I JUST IMAGINE A MONSTER EATING THIS POOR LITTLE BABY MAGIC RABBIT. BUT YOUR MIXING IS MUCH BETTER BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE DIFFERENT DRUM TASTE BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE DRUMS IN THIS ONE COULD HAVE BEEEN MORE PUNCHY LOL. BUT A VARY NISE SKILLZ ON THIS.

5/5 5.00 / 5.00 (unchanged) LOLOL

SteakJohnson responds:

LOL YOU HAVE EXCEEDED THE AMOUNT OF SAFE CAPITALIZED LETTERS DEFINEDED BY THE SAFE LETTER CAPITALIZATION PROTOCOL ACT INITIATED IN 1808 BY MY FRIEND THE WATERHOSE, PERPARE FOR MEAT SYNTHESIS.

THANKS 4 the BALLIN REVIEW THO

[Hexic [major wip]]

nice

a while back i remembered hearing alot of mud in most of your tracks but you have improved a shit ton. goood looks yo.

3.37 / 5.00 (+ 0.48)

SteakJohnson responds:

thanks man, this trak is eq'd crappyily though not enough mids too much lows (i think..), and the hi hats r lacking awesome speediness

[Centra - AGNRY]

wow

ur like some kind og magical wizard rapist i swear 2 god like wen i go 2 ur page i feel anally penetrated figuratively and literally and its like the same thing with my ears nd stuff so like i guess ur some kind of cool guy i guess

AlexCo responds:

HAHAHAHAHHAEHEHAHEHAEIHAEHO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

TEEHEE

HOO NHOO HAHAHRAR

thanks

this tune was actually a pisstake but yes

HOHOHOHO

[SH - Junker]

Awesome.

All your tracks are seriously fantastic. The way you sample and organize your songs in my opinion are flawless. I'm always hooked to your tracks. Seriously keep it up, I'm happy that I actually frequent your page.

Question though, what would you recommend for some hip hop drum kits? I can't find any that I like. And also what do you use to produce your tracks?

Anyways, have a good one. I'll be sure to check your tracks out again soon.

4.31 / 5.00 (+ 0.085)

shaggyhaired responds:

I download large one-shot drum sample packs from tons of different sites.
Always worked for me.

And I use FL Studio 9 XXL, mah baby

[[E7]Mandate of Seven(prod. HW)]

i masturbated

i masturbatd twice before the song ended

GloineFiodh responds:

o.0
thanks?