Kalapsia's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[[SJ] Ascension]

nice man

you gettin better and better dude... really diggin the drums and the bass is pretty gnarly ,soo nuerofunky. only thing that i dont like in most of your songs is your weird taste in those strings/pads. the pads kind make everything muddy and just ruin that nice bass you got there. try taking them out maybe.... also the structure of the song is kind of weird but this a WIP obviously.. cool stuff meng.. btw i just started to get into massive myself its pretty rad dog

3.98 / 5.00 (+ 0.21) 5/5

you bromo,

weinerboy

SteakJohnson responds:

THANKS CHAMP fur the review, it sounds kinda empty w/o the strings tho.
always combine massive with delicious loads of ext. fx tho else it'll sound like all those other massive syntshss

[:O :O :O]

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cool song. it only alright not good just alright. LOL IM KKDDING PFFT I WAS JUST BEIN A AFFRO BONER HAHAH but yeah pretty kool stuff

[Dance of the Manwhore]

VARY GOOD SONG

I SHOW THIS TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE LIKE IT ALOT I PLAY IT AT HER FUNERAL IF SHE EVER HAD ONE SHE LIKES IT ALOT AND SO DO I LOL PLZ MAKE MORE!!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

does she know you'll play it at her funeral? does she know you're planning on killing her?

[Behind the Lies]

amazing

i can totally play this song in the background while i suck dick

[Yoiiii Wob Wob Wob]

you make me cry so hard

im crying y does it hurt in the middle men??

Ouillo responds:

Midel men is a god dshow u shuld watch it!

[~PdG~ Precipitation (UPDATE)]

haha this is pretty chilll

this is awesome haha i dont like the drums though for some reaons, not that they are badly mastered or anything but i think you could choose different samples to add to the chill atmosphere you got going here. looking forward to the finished version!

4.33 / 5.00 (+ 0.042)

Prodigal responds:

I'd have to agree with you on that one, the atmosphere kinda gets ruined by how the percussion sounds, but it's still a great song nonetheless :P

Thanks for reviewing!

[Security Breach (Collab)]

amazing mastering

amazing mastering

RealityVictim responds:

Lol eh idk about amazing mastering, I'm not the best at it, I'm trying to get better at it. Lol but thanks, and really 2 others are responsible for the mixing as well.

[Planetside [Wip]]

woo

nice warpy bass, serious chaos there. are you trying to go for darkstep or more like spor and noisa stuff? anyway obviously this is WIP but imo the intro could be better however the your reese bass imo is a little too loud because your hats start to sound kind of like screechy white noise after awhile or maybe thats just your hat sample. anyways cool wip looking forward to some moar

4.06 / 5.00 (+ 0.64)

SteakJohnson responds:

im goin for spor/noisia stuff... isnt that darkstep? lol idk
the intro in this is pretty much nonexistant (so far)...
will check into the screechy white noise thing lol

[Exodus [wip]]

VARY NICE

VARY NICE SUBMISSION HOWEVER I FEEL THAT SOME OF THE ELEMENTS YOU HAVE IN THIS SONG DON'T REALLY GO TOGETHER, LIKE THOSE SUPER KOOL MELODIES AND THEN THE MONSTER BASS. I JUST IMAGINE A MONSTER EATING THIS POOR LITTLE BABY MAGIC RABBIT. BUT YOUR MIXING IS MUCH BETTER BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE DIFFERENT DRUM TASTE BECAUSE I THOUGHT THE DRUMS IN THIS ONE COULD HAVE BEEEN MORE PUNCHY LOL. BUT A VARY NISE SKILLZ ON THIS.

5/5 5.00 / 5.00 (unchanged) LOLOL

SteakJohnson responds:

LOL YOU HAVE EXCEEDED THE AMOUNT OF SAFE CAPITALIZED LETTERS DEFINEDED BY THE SAFE LETTER CAPITALIZATION PROTOCOL ACT INITIATED IN 1808 BY MY FRIEND THE WATERHOSE, PERPARE FOR MEAT SYNTHESIS.

THANKS 4 the BALLIN REVIEW THO

[Para - Blistering Eyes]

Damn

This is pretty addictive song. This is definitely a club banger dude. I love the melody you have there it really sets up for the dancing mood. 2:28 is pretty epic. I love the phased strings/pads and that gate that slowly comes in. 3:56 that guitar bit was cool but it was a little bit out of place imo but 4:13 you used it pretty damn well. I actually kind of want this song in 320kbps, a first for me on Newgrounds.

9.7/10

5/5 4.04 / 5.00 (+ 0.12)